At the thought of meeting my girlfriends parental unites for the first time and to celebrate my love of lists I have come up with my top seven things not to say.
1. Wow your daughter has a rocking body
2. I need a small loan
3. You don’t want to know how I pay the bills
4. Hey I have a skirt just like that!
5. Woops it’s time for a nappy change
6. I like to shoot up between my toes so you can’t see the marks.
7. …but they never found the bodies so it’s ok
All in all the meeting went well and I managed to avoid all the major social faux pas like eating the cat or talking about Jessica Alba.
09 July, 2009
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